Penelope to roughly 108 suitors: Twenty years ago I lost my husband, Odysseus
Odysseus *from the sea somewhere*: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD
Penelope: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Humans will drag others down in order
to get what they want, even in death.
What truly insatiable creatures!
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
🙋🙍💕🌸
his shirt 😍Shut the fuck up
congrats to everyone on their period during the blood moon, enjoy your slayer powers
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